Inspired by my router, and my ramblings in #lj_support...

[hopefulnebula]

Peon: We've found the Internet. Might we burn it?

Crowd: Burn it! Burn! Burn!

Bedevere: How do you know it is the Internet?

Peon 2: It looks like it.

Bedevere: Bring it forward...

Internet: I'm not the Internet, I'm not.

Bedevere: But you're covered in spam.

Internet: They gave me their e-mail addresses!

Crowd: No, we didn't. Never! Of course not.

Internet: And this isn't my real homepage; they set it to this emo kid's LiveJournal to make me look bad.

Peon 1: Well, we did do that.

Bedevere: Just the homepage?

Peon 2: And the AOL free trials, but it is the internet!

Crowd: Burn it, burn it! It's the Internet!

Bedevere: Did you set it up like this?

Crowd: No, no... no... yes. Yes, a bit. A bit.

Peon 1: It does have lots of porn.

Bedevere: What makes you think this is the Internet?

Peon 3: It turned me into a hot hardcore high schooler!

Bedevere: A... what?

Peon 3: I got better...

Comments

[mspseudonym.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

K, who else seriously can't wait for Spamalot to go off-broadway?

[captain-ice.livejournal.com]

*collapses laughing*

I'll make sure I tell Mel when I see him that you rewrote one of the most powerful scenes in Passion of the Christ as a comedy...

[dreadpiratetom.livejournal.com]

*collapses and dies laughing*

[zogblog.livejournal.com]

(laughs) Sounds like Passion of the Christ, alright.