*insert obgliatory "squee" here*

Well, I got UPI I1s. Next on the agenda: Comms I2s, possibly Web I1s. SH in Gunk would be nice but I have no illusions of that happening soon. Especially in the funk I've been in lately.

Also? Laura's driving me absolutely nuts.

And Athena says mrowr. She's been awfully talky lately.

That is all.

Inspired by my router, and my ramblings in #lj_support...

Peon: We've found the Internet. Might we burn it?

Crowd: Burn it! Burn! Burn!

Bedevere: How do you know it is the Internet?

Peon 2: It looks like it.

Bedevere: Bring it forward...

Internet: I'm not the Internet, I'm not.

Bedevere: But you're covered in spam.

Internet: They gave me their e-mail addresses!

Crowd: No, we didn't. Never! Of course not.

Internet: And this isn't my real homepage; they set it to this emo kid's LiveJournal to make me look bad.

Peon 1: Well, we did do that.

Bedevere: Just the homepage?

Peon 2: And the AOL free trials, but it is the internet!

Crowd: Burn it, burn it! It's the Internet!

Bedevere: Did you set it up like this?

Crowd: No, no... no... yes. Yes, a bit. A bit.

Peon 1: It does have lots of porn.

Bedevere: What makes you think this is the Internet?

Peon 3: It turned me into a hot hardcore high schooler!

Bedevere: A... what?

Peon 3: I got better...