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Dear Avs:

I agree with the idea of resting Aebischer. Back in '02, you guys burned Roy out and that lead to that 7-0 fiasco vs. Detroit. But would it kill you to play him once in a while?

Also, quit scratching your nuts and play hockey. While we're at it, if you don't keep getting penalties called against you, you won't have to kill penalties. Just a thought.

P.S. You should be able to score against Sauve. He couldn't save worth shit when he played for us.


Dear Avs fans:

Quit being assholes. Seriously. I'm starting to dread the Avs' first home game vs. Philadelphia: you gonna boo Forsberg?


Dear Red Wings:

Meep. Sorry to hear one of your players had a seizure during the game. Even though you're the Wings.