Not a good day.

OK. Today's list of people and things that I'd send to the cornfield if I could stands as follows:

-Epstein and Barr and their stupid virus, which evidently my sister has as well now
-Anybody who makes a "kissing disease" joke regarding the above
-Micro Center
-SONY
-The warranty people Micro Sucker uses (and I use that term loosely)
-ADT Security and my neighbor's malfunctioning alarm system
-The Arapahoe County Sheriff's Department and the asshole they sent out re: the above
-Micro Center
-Micro Center
-Micro Center

Get the point?