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Dude. A fucking tabletop just fell on top of my legs. Said tabletop is supporting my computer and two others, as well as various and sundry other stuff (books and a couple CDs, etc.) The legs on my side just gave out. And I was alone in the room so I could either lift the table or replace the legs, but not both at once. I'm fine. It's just that this happens disturbingly frequently (not just to me, though).

The problem is, that table's a piece of shit.