Highly Atypical

I'll help if you'll have me. :) I'm currently in the middle of redoing most of my sites. Well, the ones I have access to anyway. :P

I am in the redoing layouts kind of mood. :) Just redid my LJ if you want to take a peek at that. And just redid my two comms too.

groovekittie

similitude

booblay

And here's my Billy Boyd fanfic archive:
http://billyness.monaboyd.net/

lol That's my html cirriculum vitae!

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mabapunta.livejournal.com

A very off-topic comment: Billy Boyd kicks ass! I keep finding people who're in love with Orlando Bloom. Billy Boyd definitely wins over Bloom, imo. I shall check out your fanfic site.

And back on-topic...if I could help I would. I'm html-stupid and my photoshop skills are very limited. Other than that I'm willing to help haha

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I KNOWWWWWWWWWWW! Although, Mr. Bloom is painfully hot, imo, Mr. Boyd has it all over him. He's witty, sexeh as all hell, and talented! And I got to hug him! Yes, I did. Mmmmmmhm. *licks*

*ahem*

Please do check out the site! And if you know of any fic writers, please send them my way!

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I think I should set you two on my good friend Charlie, who is head over heels in love with Orlando Bloom. Kinda. She says she'd only take him to bed if he wore his Legolas ears and wig.
Is that a known fetish, or..?

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Ooh, I think I'll take you up on that. :) Let me think for a bit about what specifically I want and I'll get back to you.

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Alrighty then!

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lol Y'know, I think it actually is. I can name a few women like that. I'm more of a Billy girl m'self. That's Billy Boyd. Pippin.

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This looks kinda screwed up to the outside observer, but this is actually a reply to an above comment. I just had a connection issue, didn't see my comment earlier, and reposted it - to the wrong f'ing thread! AARGH! Shoot me.

Anyway, yeah, I know who Billy Boyd is... I dunno why people seem to prefer the elf though! He's a regular babe magnet... *sigh* I think I need to get my ears pointed.

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lol Yah, I figured it out once I'd seen the pop up when I'd answered in Hotmail. Meh. No problems.

Personally, I didn't like Legolas as much as I loved Orlando. I have a 'thing' for tall dark guys. Have no clue how Billy snuck in there. ;) Must be the Scottish charm and kilt. lol But I love that guy! Too freakin' awesome. Got to hug him too!

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Maybe I should mug him for some of that charm. I seem to be all out lately :-( (That and luck... looooooong story)

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You too? Oi. Seems to be an epidemic lately. You should hear the laundry list of things gone wrong since luck abandoned me!

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Maybe we should compare notes sometime. My life is so much like a country and western song, it's not funny... I consider myself lucky to be lacking a wife, a dog and a truck, because if I had them, one would run away with my best friend, one would just run away, and the other would break down.
*sigh*
Where do we go wrong? Must be my feng shui. I had a rented apartment last year, and would you believe the bathroom (and specifically the toilet) was in such a place as to jinx my relationships?

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LOL Well, now that brings a whole new meaning to "my relationship went down the toilet"!

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We really should take this discussion elsewhere...
What irritates me about feng shui is, there is absolutely no way to get it perfect short of building a new house!

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lol Yes, we're totally spamming her journal. SORRY!

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Meh. I think I'll live. Now if you were two strangers, I'd be ticked off. :P

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lol The funny thing is, to each other, we are strangers. Just not to you we aren't. :P

Nice to meet you, Chab.

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Meh. You know what I meant...

As for the LJ layout, what do you mean by a website? I have a Photobucket acct. for image hosting, if that's what you mean.

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Excellent. Yah. Sorry. lol That's what I meant.

That's what I get for doing so many things at once. lol I'll do everything on my LJ and when I get it right, I'll just email you all the codes and stuff or you can give me a temp password to your LJ or something.

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Sure thing. The layout I have in mind is like

conuly's but dark... thanks in advance! :)

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I wish I had that kind of web-spinning talent! I'd pay for a LJ so I could style it myself, but... honestly, until they bring in phone-posting outside the US, I don't think I will. Why pay for a service I can't use?
(I'd be happy if they substituted MP3 uploads, so I could audioblog from my desk - but I emailed the Powers That Be and they said no.)

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Oo, I know! That irks the crap outta me. I live in Canada and I can't even phone post. Gr.

But I paid for mine anyhoo so I could get the fancy shmancy layouts and the 50 icons. :D

And thanks!

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Well then, I might just have to do the same...
... once I get a larger following and get around to coding my GeoCities page (I know, not great, but I don't really need a dotcom and dedicated hosting)
Got any design tips?
(Actually, if I got dedicated hosting, or at least some filespace, I could link to MP3 "voice posts" on the server via my LJ... hmm... I love it when a plan comes together!)

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lol Go you! Sometimes it helps to just ramble.

As for tips? Well, I learned almost everything I know from this place:

Lissa Explains It All

It's a html help site for kids, but that just means it's easy to understand. :)

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Well, I've thought it through and I think I'd like something astronomical in nature--lots of dark blue (like navy but darker), indigo, purple, etc. with If I find various images to work with (and I'd need to know how many I'd need and what size they'd be, of course), would you still be willing to help me? Please and thank you!

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Great, now I feel dense. I forgot to finish a sentence again... stupid editor me. :P I forgot to mention that I also have a basic layout shape in mind. We can talk more later, but that's what the end of that sentence with all the colors was supposed to be.

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