Write the whole paper in some form of rhyming meter.
Y'know, I was talking with mabapunta about this earlier. She didn't like my idea for a Fire Safety paper which explains the proper procedures involved in summoning a Fire Elemental in your basement (it's important that your pentagram forms a complete, unbroken circle. Also, keep a fire extinguisher handy, just in case).
You can use that if Darcy decides she doesn't want it, hehe.
In AP U.S. History, we used to pick a word that everybody would throw in at some point in their essay, like 'creamy' or 'lackadaisical.' That involves other people in your class, though.
Iambic pentameter? Referencing bogus articles in "The Journal of Nuclear Safety", contributed by H. Simpson and W. Smithers? Examination of, say, Hiroshima from a health & safety viewpoint? A quote from Dr. Stanislaus Grumman on the inherent dangers of trepanation? Or maybe a critique on Harold Lloyd, Laurel and Hardy, the Keystone Kops, or the Three Stooges, focussing on the dangers of banana peels and people carring planks?
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Date: 2004-09-23 02:29 am (UTC)Y'know, I was talking with mabapunta about this earlier. She didn't like my idea for a Fire Safety paper which explains the proper procedures involved in summoning a Fire Elemental in your basement (it's important that your pentagram forms a complete, unbroken circle. Also, keep a fire extinguisher handy, just in case).
You can use that if Darcy decides she doesn't want it, hehe.
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Date: 2004-09-23 02:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-23 05:54 am (UTC)