BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.

[hopefulnebula]

Oh, did I ever need this laugh.

The last paragraph of the first page was where I first cracked up. I mean, sure, everybody makes stupid mistakes, and not everyone is a good writer, but honestly. (At least it's obvious she writes her own speeches. Could she have somebody who's actually familiar with these things called "complete sentences" edit her speeches before she goes on stage?) And the lack of fact-checking. Gah.

(Please be warned: I'm not up for discussing politics right now. This post is here because the sheer amount of ink on those pages amuses and disturbs me. Start a political discussion and you will get kickbanned before you can blink. Do not test me on this.)

Comments

[ranka.livejournal.com]

Awesome! :D

[hoperomantic.livejournal.com]

What a beautiful speech from the communications grad, U of I class of 1987... *grin*

[santaman.livejournal.com]

LOL

[romulantbonz.livejournal.com]

Dunno, I think I'd rather all politicians write and use their own speeches. Then we'd see the real person, not some polished speechwriter.

If nothing else, it would be fun to hear. Or disturbing. I don't know!

[jadedflame.livejournal.com]

I particularly like how as the speech goes on, more red and green pen markings appear :)

[boomerangele.livejournal.com]

Well that made me smile.