DEAR HALL:

[hopefulnebula]

I know it's moderately nice out and really frelling hot in these buildings, so you've cracked your windows.  That's fine.  I just ask you to remember one thing:

When your window is open, your door will slam.

Let me repeat that:

When your window is open, your door will slam.

A little louder this time:

When your window is open, your door will slam.

Yes, this means you.

Also, MS Word ate the last paragraphs of a story I'd just finished.  Evil bastard.